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Humpday Hotness: Jessica Biel

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Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

The future Mrs. Justin Timberlake is wearing engagement well. She was spotted over the weekend looking flawless in NYC with Justin and the “SNL” cast as they celebrated his hosting appearance. Apparently she was sporting quite the sparkler on her ring finger. The couple, who haven’t set a date yet (and according to this article, never will), have been dating on and off for over four years. I used to not see the appeal in Mary Camden (her most famous role to date). She could have taken the route of every other child actor on her WB show “7th Heaven” and just quietly disappeared…that was until I saw her in I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry. Whoa, did you see that ass? Baby looks good. That is when I started paying attention to the massive sex appeal of Ms. Biel. Let me know if you agree.

Jessica Biel

Age: 29

Resides: Los Angeles

Occupation: Actress

Relationship Status: Engaged to Justin Timberlake Read More→

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Humpday Hotness: Kate Upton

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Thursday, February 16th, 2012

Sorry this is a day late, I got caught up at the Knicks game last night. It was Linsane. I don’t think it gets much hotter than this. Kate Upton is the epitome of  the ALL American girl. Her look is so fresh, her sex appeal is undeniable, and her body well, her body is a museum. She reminds me of the models of the ’80s,  the Christie Brinkley’s, Cindy Crawfords, and Elle Macpherson’s. Plus, she has personality to boot. And not only is she the flavor of the week, there is so much controversy surrounding her. Her hair is too blonde, her boobs too big, and her lifestyle is too cray. Virtually a year ago we didn’t know who she was until a little annual publication known as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition turned us on to her, she became “Rookie of The Year” and was thrust into the limelight. This year she graces the cover. The rest is history.

KATE UPTON

AGE: 19

RESIDES: New York

OCCUPATION: Supermodel

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: She is linked to Mark Sanchez, although says she had no Valentine. She was also linked to Kanye West… does the line My white girl wants to move back to Michigan sound familiar??

PAST PROJECTS:  Victoria’s Secret model, Sports Illustrated model, actress in Tower Heist Read More→

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Humpday Hotness: Victor Cruz

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Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

New York Giants wide receiver Victor Cruz has a lot to be smiling about these days. A little over a year ago the unsigned free agent didn’t even know if he would be playing football when the New York Giants decided to give him a shot. Luckily for him and them, Cruz has been a major asset and a key player in leading them to their Superbowl Win over the weekend. Cruz has become a New York superstar over night and while rubbing shoulders with everyone from Mayor Bloomberg to Tommy Hilfiger, Cruz has earned his hot boy status. He just got signed to model for IMG. Ballin on many levels.

Victor Cruz

Age: 25

Resides: From New Jersey, lives in New York City

Occupation: NFL Player

Relationship Status: Cruz has a longtime girlfriend named Elaina who gave birth last month (rumors of an Ashanti relationship are not true, they were just dancing together) Read More→

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Humpday Hotness: Gwyneth Paltrow

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Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

I just got done looking at Gwyneth’s latest magazine cover for the March issue of  Harper’s Bazaar. My god, I need a shower. This woman is edging her 40s, and she looks better than most 20 year olds I know. We can credit a lot of that to good genes and Hollywood money (she spends a fortune on laser treatments and organic cremes, no botox) but more importantly, it’s her lifestyle that keeps her looking so damn good. Gwyneth has a strict diet and strict work out regimen including pilates and yoga. Don’t get me wrong, she likes to enjoy herself and splurge on wine and pasta (remember her traveling and food stint with Mario Batali). BUT Gwyneth, a mother of two, knows the importance of balancing pleasures with discipline. If you don’t think this woman is worthy of Humpday Hotness, we probably don’t need to be friends.

GWYNETH PALTROW

AGE: 39

RESIDES: London and New York

OCCUPATION: American Actress

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin

PAST PROJECTS: Leading roles in Great Expectations, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Sliding Doors, Shallow Hal, A Perfect Murder, guest starring role on Glee

CURRENT PROJECTS: She is starring in the upcoming movie The Avengers, re-launching her website GOOP, and starring on an episode of “Who do You Think You Are?”

MOST FAMOUS FOR: Her premarital relationships with Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck, she is Hollywood royalty (her parents are Bruce Paltrow and Blythe Danner), and her infamous falling out with Madonna (but who hasn’t fallen out). Read More→

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Humpday Hotness: Michelle Williams

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Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

You may have noticed that we didn’t have a Humpday Hotness last week due to the site participating in the Stop SOPA Blackout. Doesn’t matter, this week’s hottie has more than enough sex appeal to make up for it. The recently crowned queen of the big screen Michelle Williams is flying high these days. Fresh off of her Golden Globe win for her portrayal of Marilyn Monroe in My Week with Marilyn , Michelle has now received a Best Actress nomination for the 2012 Oscars. Usually lying under the shadow of a lot of other actresses, Michelle is finally getting the credit that she is due for her banging body and her incredible acting chops. Life is good for this leading lady. Best of Luck to Michelle at the Oscars, she is up against some stiff competition in Viola Davis and Meryl Streep.

Michelle Williams

Age: 31

Occupation: Actress

Resides: Los Angeles

Relationship Status: Single since her breakup with Director Spike Jonze last year.

Past Projects: Promiscous schoolgirl on “Dawson’s Creek,” lesbian activist on HBO’s hit “If These Walls Could Talk 2,” Wife of gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain and struggling wife in Blue Valentine.

Current Projects: Press and awards shows for My Week with Marilyn, finished filming Take this Waltz, and just signed on to Disney’s Oz, The Great and Powerful.

Most Famous For: Her relationship and daughter with the late Heath Ledger, her “Nightline” interview about Heath’s death, her rumored relationship with Blue Valentine costar Ryan Gosling.

Hotness Factors: Being a supermom to Matilda, winning a Golden Globe for Best Actress, making the jump from child TV star to movie star goddess.

 

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Humpday Hotness: Al Horford

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Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Now that the NBA is well into a few weeks of action, you should be pretty well adjusted to the teams and your favorite players. Now, being a New Orleans girl, having any sort of crush on anyone involved in Atlanta sports is very much frowned upon, BUT I truly can not help myself when it comes to this man. Al Horford-could you be any finer? This Atlanta Hawk center and power forward is one of the best in the league. I could watch him all season. Ladies, if you want a glance his next game is tonight against the Pacers. You’re welcome.

Al Horford (Alfred Joel Horford Reynoso )

Age:  25

Resides: Atlanta and Dominican Republic

Occupation: NBA player

Relationship Status:  Just (and I mean just) married Miss Universe 2003 Amelia Vegas

Most Famous For: His 6’10 stature and 5th overall draft pick in the first round, and talks of a trade to Orlando for  Dwight Howard Read More→

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