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I ain't saying she's a golddigger... Because she's richer than her boyfriend

By now you’ve heard that hot gossip that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are an item. Regardless of the announcements, I’m calling it official after KimYe was spotted screening The Hunger Games together. Honestly, why would Kanye be watching The Hunger Games with a lady if he wasn’t plotting, or already waist deep in a romantic tryst with said lady?

Yeah, that’s right! KimYe. I’m getting that in before some body steals it (I know I’m late… let me have it!). So before you start in with that hate and negative talk about who cheated on who, and whose divorce to Kris Humphries isn’t finalized, lets look at the reasons KimYe work.

Kanye mentions his love for Kim on his new release Theraflu.
PETA hates both of them.
Kim loves Black guys.
Kanye loves chicks with big asses.
Kanye gots no love for gold diggers.
Kim is richer than Kanye.

They have more in common than many of us have in our relationships right now. Hip hop elder statesman, and spiritual adult Russell Simmons seems to think so. His recent post on GlobalGrind certainly helps sheds some light on love from KimYe’s perspective.

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Shut The Hell Up, OkCupid

Sunday, March 18th, 2012

In my eight years of barhopping with my fine-as-hell single gal pals, finding a dateable guy has been almost impossible. Last fall, when I was sick to death of meeting local assholes on an alcohol-induced power trip, I decided to create an OkCupid account.

I kept it a secret. I was embarrassed to admit that I hadn’t met Johnny Feelgood out in the city yet, like Sarah, Cindy, Bethany, Amy, Michelle, Jessica, Tallulah, and Gretchen had. Internet dating is for slobbering geeks who use a sock every night right?

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People are always bitching about how gay couples are ruining the sanctity of love, relationships, and marriage, but a gay couple in Thailand just gave a big F YOU (and I love it!) to the straight couples of the world by breaking the world record for longest kiss.  The Thai couple kissed for 50 hours, 25 minutes, and 1 second and had to remain touching each other and kissing the entire time! The previous record was 46 hours 24 minutes and 9 seconds.  Can I just say that I don’t think I could kiss anyone for that long, so kudos to both the previous record holder and this current couple. Read More→

Engagement Chicken Time!

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

Ok, I must admit that, yes, as a woman I can safely say that some of us are certifiably crazy. The rest are romantic and the others are complete pessimists when it comes to love. I probably fall somewhere between all three. Now I have no boyfriend, therefore I have no Valentine, therefore I have no need to make anyone engagement chicken. This recipe makes me laugh out loud. Ladies, engagement chicken? I’m a New Orleans girl and trust me I have my fair share of superstitions like wearing the same necklace all Saints season, but this one is too much. But APPARENTLY it works. The recipe first became popular in 2002 when Glamour magazine released it in its February issue. And right after the issue was released 21 women wrote to the magazine saying that after making the chicken they did indeed get engaged. So, what is so magical about this chicken? Read More→

 

So we’ve made it through another holiday season and now we just have one last hurdle to get through, Valentine’s Day.  As a single person Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day are pretty much the epitome of our struggle for the year.  I mean sure we can take solace in the fact that by mid March all these people will have broken up, but for now it’s a glaring reminder of our single status.  So for all you single gals I’ve compiled a list of things to help you make it through this horrible day!

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Listen Up Dudes: You Eat It Right?

Sunday, January 15th, 2012

Hey guys, it’s time to ask the question all ladies talk about to each other. Are you eating it right? First off, this guy may not be ideal for all females in the world, but he sure does seem to have a handle on the best way to practice his craft. It may be a little over the top, but all in all, I have to give him props for addressing the subject so extensively. This video found its way into my life via the Married to the Mob blog. If you ain’t checking that ish out on a daily basis, you ain’t surfin the internet right.

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Chris Brown and Rihanna Reuniting in the New Year?

Saturday, December 31st, 2011

Believe it or not if these two were not in the limelight NO QUESTION they would have worked it out after the Grammy debacle that happened two years back. I am not by any means condoning the violence that occurred, but I do believe in second chances and with their respective careers both going so well again this year, why not consider a reunion? Read More→

What’s Your Price Online Dating is What The Eff?!

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

Owner and Founder Brandon Wade. Wonder how much he paid for her?

Driving around the other day, I almost spit out my coke when I heard a commercial for “What’s Your Price Online Dating Service.” I truly thought it was a joke at first… or that I misunderstood the basis of how the service works. BUT nope, I heard it right. Desperate men who can not find dates on popular sites like Eharmony or Match.com basically PAY a woman to go on a date with them. Or vice- versa, overly attractive females who are tired of losers asking them out can actually get paid for their time. Duh, they are worth it!

Ok, it makes me wonder… is this even legal? And how genuine is this process? Let’s start from the beginning. Basically you set up a profile and name your price. Both ways. Generous men can offer a price for a date and have ladies vie for the money and attractive females can say how much they deserve and are expected to get paid for a date. If the user accepts, you get paid on the date. No middle man. They suggest you accept CASH as opposed to paypal or checks. Hello, that sounds an awful lot like prostitution to me;  I mean maybe with or without the sex. Read More→

Married Couple Of 72 Years Die Holding Hands

Sunday, October 23rd, 2011

Gordon, 94, and Norma Yeager, 90, were married 72 years before they died an hour apart in the hospital last week.

When they were brought to the intensive care unit at the Marshalltown, Iowa hospital, nurses didn’t separate Gordon and Norma, who were holding hands. Read More→

What To Do When You Can’t Afford Dates Out

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

Let’s face it – money is a problem for everyone. It doesn’t matter if you have $50 a month or $200 a month extra to spend, people are spending less and less on dates every year. While most couples aren’t into being active together, which is a shame, where you can bike or run or even play some kind of team sport with other couple friends, there aren’t a lot of other options for couples with less to spend. Here are my Top 5 Inexpensive Date Ideas, all appropriate for the chilly fall weather.

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Everyone remember that song ‘U got it Bad’ by Usher?? Well, multiply that feeling times 1,000 and that’ll pretty much describe a 42 year old woman from South Holland who is being prosecuted for stalking her 62 year old ex-boyfriend after he filed a complaint that she called him 65,000 times in one year. For my non-mathematicians out there that’s 178 calls PER DAY, or 7 calls PER HOUR. For an entire year. I think we just found the new poster child for CRAZY. A spokesperson for the prosecution said Thursday that “the woman argued to judges at a preliminary hearing she had a relationship with the man and the number of calls she placed to him wasn’t excessive. The man denied they had a relationship.”

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